Here are the lyrics from a light-hearted song I wrote titled “My Plutonian Gray.” It’s the inspiration for the name and url of the website, just in case you’re wondering where it came from.
My Plutonian Gray
Kevin Tieman (copyright 2016)
She came from outer space,
She had a beautiful face,
And she wore dresses of lace,
That’s how they dressed in her place.
She took his heart away,
Thinking it was just play,
But it wasn’t okay,
At the end of the day.
My-y-y-y-y, my Plutonian Graaaaay,
Please staaaaay, that’s what he would saaaaay
Staaaaay, my Plutonian Graaaaay,
Don’t go awaaaay, my Plutonian Graaaaay.
He didn’t mind wearing white,
Though the straight jacket was tight,
When they took him away,
He went without a fight.
He knew she’d come from the light,
That he’d see her later that night,
She’d come from out of the sky,
Then his life would be right.
She would be quite a sight,
Dressed in lace of white,
And then after a while,
She would kiss him good bye.
(bridge)
It was cold there in her city, but she’d always look so pretty; her gray color mixed with white, of her dress just looked so right
Who knew on Pluto there’d be Judo, that an alien be’d so cute -oh! But with her martial art, she beat him up and stole his heart -No!
Her laugh added the color to who she was so white and gray; he’d want to be with no other, just with her so totally.
My-y-y-y-y, my Plutonian Graaaaay,
Please staaaaay, that’s what he would saaaaay
Staaaaay, my Plutonian Graaaaay,
Don’t go awaaaay, my Plutonian Graaaaay
(key change, up one step)
Please staaaaay, that’s what he would saaaaay
Staaaaay, my Plutonian Graaaaay,
Don’t go awaaaay, my Plutonian Graaaaay
Don’t go awaaaay, my Plutonian Graaaaay.
(Repeat and fade)
